With Apologies to Bill Billiamson

Dear Reader,

We regret to inform you that tonight’s very special presentation of Bill Billiamson’s classic erotic novella, “Shut Your Stupid Mouth, and Die Already,” does not exist. For such malicious turgidness, we humbly, deeply, and sexily “apologize.”

In its place, we now present Act Two of “Grand Ghoulish.”