A professional, wholly un-sexual massage parlor. MASSEUSE masseauses CLIENT.
MASSEUSE: Can I ask you something?
CLIENT: Will it help speed up this sketch?
MASSEUSE: Very much, yes.
CLIENT: Ask away.
MASSEUSE: Thank you.
CLIENT: Get on with it.
MASSEUSE: Right. Well. Would you like a happy ending?
CLIENT: I’m sorry?
MASSUES: I’m asking if you would like me to conclude our currently professional, wholly non-sexual exchange by…
CLIENT: Get on with it.
MASSEUSE: Is that a yes, then?
CLIENT: What? No. I mean… (puzzles this) No, no.
MASSEUSE: Are you sure?
CLIENT: (considers this) Not really. But this isn’t that type of show.
MASSEUSE: That’s a shame.
CLIENT: (to audience) It really is.