THE NIGHTLY CHILL
By Steve Arviso
Grand Ghoulish, Part 13.
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As the sunlit sanity of the waking world burns the night to ash,
embrace the unbound madness of your wildest dreams,
laugh into the endless abyss of your darkest fantasies,
and rage against the coming dawn.
The Nightly Chill is the unstable experience of the mind and madness of Steve Arviso (@AmoralCrackpot). Mon-Fri. Ish.
- WHERE STARS COLLIDE
- GRAND GHOULISH, PART 13
- TRACK OF THE NIGHT
Some of the worst people I know could be the best, but prefer being angry, resentful, and bitter at every fucking turn. Coincidentally, the best I know have typically been those who actively work hard to overcome their worst inclinations for the sake of others.
But I suppose that’s just “my perspective.”
WHERE STARS COLLIDE
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GRAND GHOULISH, PART 13
A titillating tale of twisted romance by Steve Arviso.
Harold screamed, but didn’t.
The room was large. Very large. So large, in fact, it was as if there were no windows or doors. No sound but the electric humming of medical equipment. No light but the harsh, cutting white of surgical lamps reflecting on impressively polished steel tools with lots of little blades and teeth. Nobody to hear screams that never came. And while this large, empty place was also, somehow, kept at a pleasant seventy-two degrees, Harold was too preoccupied to properly appreciate it.
“Sorry,” Oliver said from somewhere, casually walking over to Harold, then flipping a switch with an adorable little click. “You looked like you had something to say.”
Harold looked at Oliver, then squeaked a startled yelped.
Oliver waited. “Go on. Get it out. Nobody can hear you scream.”
Harold considered this. “Pot to Kettle, how much more of a cliche can you be?”
“Not to put too fine a point on this,” Oliver chewed, “but I am a surgeon holding his wife’s lover captive in a big, secret laboratory.”
“Fair enough,” Harold said. “But, where the Hell did you come from? I thought I was alone.”
“Bit of lunch and socks,” Oliver gestured with his sandwich and feet.
“Why? Feeling lonely?”
“What did you do to her?”
“I scooped out her brain,” Oliver said, still using that sandwich as a teaching aide, “and put it into the relatively younger body of a pink-haired woman who tried to sell me cologne from the trunk of her car.” He took another bite of his sandwich, swallowed, then continued. “You were there.”
“Did none of that sound crazy to you?”
“Look. If it helps, you weren’t the first.”
“Yeah. Sorry,” Oliver said, disappearing for a moment. “There was this guy from high school, a few coworkers.”
“I’m not even Sophia’s first husband,” Oliver said, rolling back over to Harold in a small desk chair. “Now, that guy? Real piece of work. I got some good practice out of him, though.”
“Why would she do all that?”
Oliver finished his sandwich and shrugged. “It makes her happy.”
“You’re shitting me.”
“You slept with my wife,” Oliver said, picking up one of the shiny steel tools with the scary little blades and teeth. “I don’t think you get to shame other people’s kinks.”
Harold seized on the scary little blades and teeth, and ignored everything else. “Jesus. If you’re going to kill me, just do it already.”
“Don’t be so dramatic,” Oliver chuckled. “I’m not going to kill you.”
Harold puzzled this. “You’re not?”
“Of course not. Keeping you alive is the whole point.”
Oliver rolled over to a large mirror, rolled back with it, spun it around, and Harold eventually saw everything. And what he saw there was more or less a chrome-finished Salvador Dali painting. But instead of melted, sagging clocks, twisted figures, or surreal landscapes, Harold’s insides were stretched and sagging and dripping on the outside, and all over Oliver’s otherwise spartan, make-shift surgery room. His lungs were draped over the back of a chair. His entrails wrapped around one of the surgical lights, across the operating table with his exposed and mostly empty chest cavity, and inexplicably tied on the other end to an old Victrola. And his head dangled above this from several cables, with a number of tubes and wires clipped or stuck into this or that hole, one of which was connected to that switch with the adorable little click.
“See, Harold?” Oliver said, holding up Harold’ still-beating heart, and jangling it in front of Harold playfully like a set of keys. “I’m a bit of an artist myself.”
Harold ignored this, and screamed.
Oliver sat there with Harold’s heart still in his hand, shook his head disapprovingly, and then flipped the switch. Click. “Yeah,” he said. “That’s enough of that.”
Harold shot Oliver a look, and silently cursed.
“What?” Oliver blinked. “I meant nobody else can hear you scream.”
To be continued…
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