THE NIGHTLY CHILL
2019.11.22
By Steve Arviso

I’ve Got a Receipt (Act 2, Scene 3).


FIGHT THE DAWN!

As the sunlit sanity of the waking world burns the night to ash,
embrace the unbound madness of your wildest dreams,
laugh into the endless abyss of your darkest fantasies,
and rage against the coming dawn.

The Nightly Chill is the unstable experience of the mind and madness of Steve Arviso (@AmoralCrackpot). Mon-Fri. Ish.


CONSISTENTLY INCONSISTENT

  • PULPBUSTERS
  • I’VE GOT A RECEIPT (ACT 2, SCENE 3)
  • THE MIXTAPE

I really needed last night. I hope we get to do it again. Stay tuned for more info on when we might return to Ozzie’s Sports Bar & Lounge in Fountain Valley, California for a night of live comedy.


VIRAL LOAD PODCAST

Explore the weirder, more unsettling corners of diseases that plague us with comedian Andrew Pupa and Brett Bayles!


WE ARE THE LOST

The Nightly Chill wants to show some love to a variety of cool shit from local and other independent artists, performers, and assorted creative types!

If you have a show you want to promote, especially if it’s located in SoCal, let’s get your poster and links! Got a cool short film you made for no money, or a song your band is trying to get out there to more peeps? Let’s embed that YouTube video and link new listeners to where they can support you!

Hit us up if you make:

  • Art
  • Comics
  • Music, audio dramas
  • Genre fiction, poetry, films, etc!

The weirder, the better!

We are The Lost. And together, we’ll make sure the world sees and hears us.


PULPBUSTERS

Chill with original audio projects such as Adena’s lil’ audio love note to the (great) granddaddy of pulp vigilantes, The Shadow. Or with Steve’s original short-form audio drama, Where Stars Collide!

Listen now on Spotify or sub to the PulpBusters audio feed using the links below.


I’VE GOT A RECEIPT – ACT 2, SCENE 3

The second act of an absurd tale of consumerism and cosmic horror. Continued.

NARRATOR
(V.O.)
Previously, in “I’ve Got a Receipt”… Cassie and Bobert the Ferryman sailed through a dark and endless abyss.

THE SPUTTERING PUTT-PUTT OF THE JUNGLE BOAT’S ENGINE. UP, UNDER.

BOBERT
(Speaking into a PA system.)
And up on your left, you’ll see the Cosmic Salamander!

CASSIE
Wait. You can see that thing?

BOBERT
Of course, silly.

CASSIE
I thought I was going crazy.

BOBERT
Oh. Well, that might still happen.

SCENE 3. BIZARRE BAZAAR.

SOUNDSCAPE: A BUSTLING BIZARRE BAZAAR BENEATH THE MALL.

NARRATOR
(V.O.)
The entire trip technically took more than twenty minutes. However, due to the convenient way the abyss defies both the laws of physics and story structure, Cassie and Bobert arrived at the docks of an island bobbing about in the nothing there approximately thirteen minutes before they had even departed.

For Bobert, this meant there was plenty of time to give Cassie a full tour. And unfortunately for Cassie, this also meant there was time for a full tour.

So as they navigated this unholy union of consumerism and madness given form, they stopped at several booths along the dock, perusing cheap jewelry, impressively unimpressive paintings of local landscapes, and some fish-like nightmares caught by a man Cassie wasn’t quite sure was brave or stupid. A sign written in blood assured absolutely nobody that these monstrosities were freshly caught chrono-finned tuna.

CASSIE
(Taking a whiff. Smiling.)
Hey! These things smell like peppermint!
(Concern.)
What? What’s wrong?

BOBERT
(Dismissive wave.)
Nothing. I’m sure you’ll probably be fine.

THE SOUNDS OF A MIDWAY, GAMES.

NARRATOR
(V.O.)
They then wasted the next twenty minutes spending far too much money attempting–and failing–to win a stuffed Frankie the Insanity Flea on the midway.

GAME ATTENDANT
(Panicked.)
Miss, I need you to let go of the Quantum Madness Ball!

CASSIE
(Crazed.)
This game is freakin’ rigged, man!

THE SOUNDS OF A LINE OUTSIDE A FOOD COURT RESTROOM. UP, UNDER.

NARRATOR
(V.O.) (CONT’D.)
This was followed by wasting fifteen minutes waiting to use the toilet in the food court after Cassie remembered she still hadn’t had a chance to properly tinkle.

CASSIE
Whoa. What’s with the line?

BOBERT
I’m not sure.

A MAINTENANCE WORKER STEPS OUT, HANGS SIGN.

MAINTENANCE
Sorry, people. Leak in the impossivents. Toilet’s closed. 

HAUNTING CHORUS OF BOOS.

NARRATOR
(V.O.) (CONT’D.)
And then, somewhere between something called a nightcare center and the newly renovated pretzel place, they came across a man handing out pamphlets to an all-male performance of the Vagina Monologues in the screaming fields that Friday night.

COWORKER
You clocking out, Bobert?

BOBERT
Nah. Just giving the new girl a tour of the place on the way to get her a new badge.

CASSIE
Hi.

COWORKER
Oh, cool.

BOBERT
Yeah. She also peed herself, so she’s going home early.

CASSIE
(WTF.)
Dude! What the Hell?

BOBERT
Sorry. I thought it was worth mentioning.

COWORKER
(Shrugging.)
We’ve all been there. Hi, my name is (Frightened Screaming).

A SILENCE. THEN…

CASSIE
That, uh… that short for something?

COWORKER
(Offended.)
Wow.

CASSIE
What?

COWORKER
(Ignoring Cassie.)
Anyway. I’ve gotta get back to work before someone bites my head–

THE DISTANT CLATTERING OF A LARGE BELL.

BOBERT
(Squealing.)
Oh, my god!

CASSIE
(So done with this shit.)
What? What the Hell’s next? What’s with all the floaty dudes in robes?

COWORKER
They’re headed towards the amphitheater.

BOBERT
(Childish glee.)
It’s time for an offering!

CASSIE
Offering?

BOBERT
We don’t get too many of these lately. Come on!

BOBERT AND CASSIE HURRY OFF.

TO BE CONTINUED…

READ IT ALL NOW!


THE MIXTAPE

Tracks I’m currently chillin’ with. Tonight, other nights. Follow the Playlist on YouTube to keep up with all the changes.

Rubber Ball (2017) – Cage the Elephant


GRAND GHOULISH – THE E-BOOK!

Originally serialized in the digital pages of The Nightly Chill, Steve Arviso’s Grand Ghoulish collects the completed absurd twisted romance between a photographer, a housewife, and her husband–a surgeon who enjoys getting a little blood on his hands!

Read it for FREE in the back issues of The Nightly Chill, or directly support The Nightly Chill and other works by purchasing a copy of the e-book!


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YOU ARE NOT ALONE

THE NIGHTLY CHILL
Steve Arviso
2019

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